My dad shows my picture to everyone.

He happened to show it to a client of his recently. That client is in the film business. And he knows a woman who is an agent. She’s looking for ‘talent’ to audition for a film tomorrow. And, because my dad showed his client not only my photo but my sister’s, too, we’re going to line up together, first thing tomorrow before the sun comes up, to audition for this film.

Apparently, it’s being directed by a pretty big-deal-director: Steven Spielberg. Ring a bell?

Thanks dad, for the beauty mark on my left cheek, making me a sister to hang out with, and for being the kind of proud father who carries around mini photos of me in his wallet.